10 ways to know you've been away from home for too long

10 ways to know you've been away from home for too long

 

1. when you're home, your family just look at you with a blank expression, as if you've never been gone.

2. rack, bed and table fully with thing. and after several inspection and observation, mostly AREN'T your stuff.

3. unfamiliar boxes with things which AREN'T yours.

4. old briefs in your undies department

5. bed sheet and pillow not change

6. mug toothbrush suddenly jammed with toothbrushes that AREN'T yours.

7. shampoo bottles and other toiletries in the toilet that AREN'T yours.

8. your family just look at you, say goodbye and resume attention

    to tv.

9. you carry your stuff to the car yourself

10. your aunts and uncles asks if you're still in home